Ong Jia Jing
13
HaiSing Catholic/GongShang Primary
LOVES:
reading books
playing with my bunny and hamster
writing
Hates:
sharp objects
balls
bittergourd
heights
Gillian
Elizabeth
Geralyn
Cassandra
Cherie
Jia Le
Yu Lian
Leighton
Rachel
Sally Khong
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13
HaiSing Catholic/GongShang Primary
LOVES:
reading books
playing with my bunny and hamster
writing
Hates:
sharp objects
balls
bittergourd
heights
Gillian
Elizabeth
Geralyn
Cassandra
Cherie
Jia Le
Yu Lian
Leighton
Rachel
Sally Khong
Tania
Chua Wei Lin
Yu Qian
Wei Lin
< Maureen
< Qing Yun
< Angeline
< Clarice
< June 2008
July 2008
August 2008
September 2008
October 2008
November 2008
December 2008
Host: Blogger
Software: Adobe Illustrator CS 2, Macromedia Flash Pro 8
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Layout © Xavqior
Sunday, August 31, 2008
hey,haven't been posting for ages,need some laughs from all the stress i had,so here are some jokes i extracted from the Panic At The Disco and The Pussycat Dolls cover of LIME magazine.(read it,it's seriously hilarious!)
Poke Fun At Paranoia
1.strap on a parachute and sit in an upright position.
2.when the guy next to you asks what you're doing,whisper very loudly,"one of the engines is on fire!"
3.send the passengers into a panic.
4.break into laughter and tell everyone it's just a joke.
5.use the parachute as an escape route when they try to castrate you.
Pick Up Chicks
you:hey,what are you doimg?
woman:i'm...trying to sleep...
you:mmm...you smell nice.
woman:um,thanks?
you:can i help you adjust your seat?
woman:who are you?leave me alone!
you:you really do smell great.like roast meat.yum.
woman:SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Disguise Your Fart
you:this food smells like fart!
stewardess:i'm sorry,sir.can i offer you peanuts instead?
you:these peanuts smell like fart!
stewardess:sir,they smell just fine.
you:you smell like fart!
stewardess:...
you:(whisper)i'm sorry.i'm just trying to cover up my gas by pushing the blame to someone else.you see,i have a chronic gas disorder.
Be Extra Friendly
bored onboard?join the stewardesses at the front of the plane in welcoming all passengers on the plane with a cheeky wink and a firm handshake.remember to make a small talk about the weather with every single passenger just to hold up the boarding queue.
Ask Intelligent Questions
at 30,000 feet in the air,casually walk up to the main door of the plane,pry it open and go"hmm,i wonder what happens if i do this."cue sound of terrified passengers.
Be Sure To Get Their Names Right
you:hey Chad!
Chris:hey,it's Chris.my name's Chris.
you:oh,right,Chester!nice to meet you.
Chris:it's Chris!
you:that's cool Chimp!how're you doing?
Chris:are you deaf?it's CHRIS!C-H-R-I-
you:jeez,there's no need to shout,Colby.talk about making a bad first impession,sheesh!
Chris:?!?!
Be Generous With Your Compliments
man:what a lovely day it is taday!
you:not as lovely as you,you...you...you sexy beast.grrr!!!
man:i'm sorry?
you:you're so sexy you could charm the petals off a flower!(drool)
man:um,thank you?
you:no seriously,any sexier and ninjas will have to assassinate you for beimg too damn awesome.
man:i'm married,miss.please go away.
Honesty Is Always The Best Policy
lady:hello sir,how was your day today?
you:well,i killed a cat with a cleaver,brutalised a toddler with my vulgar verbal abuse,punched a taxi driver for driving too slowly and haven't changed my soiled underwear in six weeks.but enough about my day,how was yours?
lady:um...er,i have somewhere else to be.
Be Optimistic
fat man:i really need to go on a diet.
you:well,you are a little more flab than fab but hey,when you die,they'll donate your flesh to a Third World country and poverty will end!you'll be a saviour.
fat man:what?!i'm not that fat!
you:no,of course you aren't!you're just 10 times your appropriate weight.but that's okay!there's 10 times more of you to love,right?
fat man:oh shut up,you skinny twig!
Be Entertaining
life is like a musical so why not abruptly burst into a song-and-dance routine to liven up a dull conversation?this cheerful approach works best during your very first important office meeting or when mingling with the mourners at a funeral.if you catch anyone glaring at you,it's only because they're jealous that you're so talented and well-liked.
6:27 AM
Friday, August 22, 2008
hey...haven't been posting for a long time.so Teacher's Day is coming and as well as the September holidays.i still don't know what to give them...so i just took my BFA and good news is,everybody passed!hooray!sad news is,i named the picture of the bandage wrong.the top was suppossed to be named as "point".instead,i named it as "tip".how close.and how sad.the next week will be the annual generation inspection for SJAB.they say it's "a really important event"so i decided to go,since i'm quite curious.okay,i don't really have anything to say anymore,so goodbye!*check out Phantom Planet's songs.they rock!
P.S.happy birthday,Alicia!sorry that your birthday present is delated!haha!:)
2:44 AM
Monday, August 11, 2008
hello!not much happened today,except i was alone at home for the whole morning because my mother had to bring my sister to get her photo taken for her I.D.she's 15,you see.i went to do my homework and now i am listening to the tingstings 'Be The One'.really good song.you should give it a spin.my sister told me that she had pre-ordered their album at Grammaphone.apparently it has 'every album that the other cd shops had not came up with'according to her.so since i had not gotten her her birthday present,i decided to buy her the tingtings album.[i like them anyway:>]and she promised me to buy me panic at the disco's 1st album.it sounds like a good deal,so i agreed.can you believe that someone had called me a b***h last friday cos i couldn't lend her my pen as i was using it during duty?how ridiculous was it?furthermore she was older than me!my senior than told me not to bother about her because that's just the way she is.okayyy...so i've forgiven her but it was kinda hard for me to forget because nobody has called me a b***h before...but whatever.it's all in the past now...
7:42 AM
Friday, August 8, 2008
hello!i haven't been posting for a long time so here it goes...so today was the National Day celebration in my school.everybody was made to wear red tees with thier school bottoms.i wore a red tee which my mum bought for me only to find that there is still people who did not wear.-.-but i did enjoy myself thoroughly.the school band played 'Majulah Singapura'in the morning and people from SJAB,Girl Guides,NPCC and NCC marched up to the front,holding the national flag proudly.i didnt really get to watch the whole thing because i was doing counter duty and i was being blocked.so afterwards we learned how to play some traditional music instruments,the school choir sang some national day songs and they made us dance a small Indian dance but everybody was too shy to do so...but the dancers were awesome...well,nothing to talk much.bye,then,i'm off to play Sims!
6:55 AM